Pocket FAIL.

This morning I saw an older man in Costco today. His cell phone rang. He pulled it out of his sock. He was wearing cargo pants.

Sleeping hard.

If ever there was evidence of sleeping hard, this would be it.

Couldn't resist...

I couldn't resist posting this. At http://yearbookyourself.com/ I made these nifty photos of myself. It's really easy. Some years, obviously, come out better than others. Oh, and let me just say that 1994 WAS me in high school!!

Pretty darned nifty...

Okay, so first watch this video. (You don't have to watch the whole thing, just watch part of it so you get the idea):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFhXyns6vzE

Okay, now watch THIS video and be amazed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGbhPLZmjY

Too cute...

More time killers...

So as Rafi is watching World Cup game after World Cup game, I sit on the other side of the couch with my laptop perusing the internet. Here are some good time consuming sites.

Save Screech's House - http://www.getdshirts.com/
Remember Screech (Dustin Diamond) from Saved By the Bell? Well, Diamond's house is being foreclosed upon, and he is asking America for help.

Bulletproof Bracelets - http://www.dianaprince.blogspot.com/
I found this blog that basically has funny and/or interesting photos, stories, and comments about celebrities. Loads of entertainment on this site.

The Straight Dope - http://www.straightdope.com/index.html
Have a question? The Straight Dope has the answer.

News of the Weird - http://www.newsoftheweird.com/
It's exactly as it sounds - weird news.

More than 40 = You are Spoiled!

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
(3) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom **No rugrats**
(5) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(6) a game room **Game room with no games!**
(7) a queen-size bed or larger
(8) a stocked bar
(9) a working dishwasher
(10) an icemaker
(11) a working washer and dryer
(12) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses **I'm forbidden from expensive sunglasses - I break them.**
(13) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(14) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership
(16) large exercise equipment at home
(17) your own set of golf clubs **Used once!**
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(18) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
(19) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin **Maybe soon!**
( ) wealthy family members
(20) two or more family cars
(21) a yard
(22 ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(23) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(24) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(25) more than two credit cards bearing your name
(26) a stock portfolio
(27) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
(28) a college degree

Do you:
(29) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(30) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(31) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon **I do, but not on a scheduled basis**
(32) have a job but don't need the money **We'd survive, but I want my own money.**
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
(33) been on a cruise
(34) traveled out of the country
(356) met a celebrity
(36) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
(37) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York **Hopefully this summer!**
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(38) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
(39) go to another country for your honeymoon **4 of them!**
(40) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(41) take riding or swimming lessons as a child swimming lessons
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

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I'm spoiled by one item!!

Find the Bands

Supposedly there are 75 bands hidden in this photo. How many can you find? (Click on the photo to view the full size.)

For a possible answer key, check out this post: http://www.digg.com/music/Name_the_75_bands_in_this_picture

Time killers...

Look up the #1 song on your birthday

Awful Plastic Surgery

Ebaum's World

Song Trivia

Simpson Voices