So posh...

I was taking some self-portraits while expirementing with my camera's ISO settings and made an amazing discovery. I kinda-sorta-if-you-squint-real-hard-and-fully-desaturate-the-photo look like Victoria Beckham (that's Posh Spice for us non-Brits). Only I don't think she gets monstrous unicorn pimples like I do. Just ignore that part. Plus I probably weigh 75 pounds more.

And when did my nose become so bulbous?